Massacre Haunted House

Halloween Blast went to Massacre Haunted House, located at 299 Montgomery Road, Montgomery Illinois 60538. By the way! They have free parking in a parking lot in front of the haunt. They are located in a small strip mall, so there is a lot of extra space for parking as well. General admission tickets are $25.99, Fast Pass Online is $35.99, and buying a Fast Pass on-site is $39.99.

When you get in line, you will see all these creatures wandering around. You might even run into our good friend Bobo! If he really likes you, he might even give you a cool sticker! Also, you may run into Stikky Mouse. If you call him Mickey Mouse, you will be in big trouble! Stikky Mouse is really entertaining. He made us worship the devil and he asked us what our sins were. My boss confessed that I pushed over Japes (from Lost Souls Chicago, he is good friends with a lot of people at Massacre). Stikky Mouse berated me for pushing over Japes! As soon as that happened, he had everyone started chanting “Japes pusher” at me!

As you walk through the haunt, beware of the goat! If you get too close it will BITE! Something funny I found was Pinchie the clown. You better show him some love! Pinchie the clown made David say I love you and he didn’t say it loud enough so he made David scream it so the world could hear him. A really cool thing they have is a 3D room I love how everything sticks out. I won’t say anymore because you have to see it for yourself but 1 thing I wish they had was plastic glasses not paper. Paper glasses had a hard time of staying on my face. So try your best to keep your glasses on.Also beware of the slithering demon he has a really long tongue. He might slither along the walls and scare you if you don’t catch him first. Also be sure to wear comfortable shoes you will be walking on uneven ground and bridges that move. This haunt was very interactive and I really enjoyed that a lot. I definitely laughed and got scared. I hope you enjoy this haunt as much as I did.